Today leading writer and cultural icon Izabela Maria Kitunia is contemplating running for the city board, while her little creature Lulu Smoochy Lippington tries to talk reason into her.Kitunia: I wanna run for the board.
Lulu: You wanna run for the board? The city board?
Kitunia: Yeah!
Lulu: But you’ve always said that politicians are rotten and you had no patience for stupid people and no time. How are you going to find time?
Kitunia: I wanna run for the board.
Lulu: Are you sure?
Kitunia: Yeah!
Lulu: Ok, we’ll put you on the ballot.
Six weeks later Izabela Maria Kitunia is sworn in as an officer of the city board in Dynia, Poland.
Lulu: Now all you have to do is get up in front of all these people, stand on the stage, and make a nice speech, and you can say thank you to the mayor and the people for letting you in.
Kitunia (takes the microphone and looks at the audience): I don’t like it.
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